Best Funny Status and Quotes for Whatsapp

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Best Funny Status for Whatsapp

Best Funny Status and Quotes for Whatsapp

Get ready for some lol and comedy with following funny status and quotes.
  1. Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.
  2. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
  3. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
  4. C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 😉
  5. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
  6. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
  7. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
  8. One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
  9. I didn’t lose my mind ….I just sold it online
  10. Warning!!! I know Karate and some other words too!!!
  11. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
  12. Love nowadays: Installing love.……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: Install money first.
  13. Life is short, why waste in updating status? Right? No, Just Kidding!
  14. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
  15. When nothing goes right, go left.
  16. Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken.
  17. I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  18. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  19. I’m born to express, not to impress.
  20. Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
  21. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  22. SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed 😉
  23. My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
  24. Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!
  25. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
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